Giant Squid to Mankind: "You guys suck!"

I think I may have put this up but just in case I haven’t, well it make me laugh hysterically once again so maybe it will have the same on affect on you:

“Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have proof that this isn’t so.

This morning a Giant Squid swam up to a luxury cruise ship and yelled out “I’m over here”.”

Read here to find out what happens next!

Dr. M (1714 Posts)

Craig McClain is the Assistant Director of Science for the National Evolutionary Synthesis Center, created to facilitate research to address fundamental questions in evolutionary science. He has conducted deep-sea research for 11 years and published over 40 papers in the area. He has participated in dozens of expeditions taking him to the Antarctic and the most remote regions of the Pacific and Atlantic. Craig’s research focuses mainly on marine systems and particularly the biology of body size, biodiversity, and energy flow. He focuses often on deep-sea systems as a natural test of the consequences of energy limitation on biological systems. He is the author and chief editor of Deep-Sea News, a popular deep-sea themed blog, rated the number one ocean blog on the web and winner of numerous awards. Craig’s popular writing has been featured in Cosmos, Science Illustrated, American Scientist, Wired, Mental Floss, and the Open Lab: The Best Science Writing on the Web.

4 comments on “Giant Squid to Mankind: "You guys suck!"
  1. Okay, Kevin — once you stop laughing, put down the pint and slowly walk away… And yes, Mrs. FGD just made me do the same thing.

  2. Wow, I haven’t laughed that hard all week :) I’m sad I’ve only just now come upon your blog. I am a fellow giant squid lover myself!

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