Ocean acidification is evil: a not-so-great poem

Ocean acidification is evil.
Ocean species expect great upheaval.

Horrific for survival, expect no survival
Second worst for calcification, what an abomination!
Dire but better for growing with all signs of slowing.
Photosynthesis and reproduction fair the best, but unpleasant like all the rest.

If you’re a calcifying organism, kiss you sweet hardened ass goodbye.
Because it’s marked with a giant bull’s eye.

Badness all around but in varying ways!
If acidification is the Tea Party, then ocean species are the gays.

Kristy J. Kroeker, Rebecca L. Kordas, Ryan N. Crim, & Gerald G. Singh (2010). Meta-analysis reveals negative yet variable effects of ocean acidification on marine organisms Ecology Letters, 13, 1419-1434 : 10.1111/j.1461-0248.2010.01518.x

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Craig McClain is the Assistant Director of Science for the National Evolutionary Synthesis Center, a National Science Foundation supported initiative. He has conducted deep-sea research for 20 years and published over 50 papers in the area. He has participated in and led dozens of oceanographic expeditions taken him to the Antarctic and the most remote regions of the Pacific and Atlantic. Craig’s research focuses on how energy drives the biology of marine invertebrates from individuals to ecosystems, specifically, seeking to uncover how organisms are adapted to different levels of carbon availability, i.e. food, and how this determines the kinds and number of species in different parts of the oceans. Craig’s research has been featured on National Public Radio, Discovery Channel, Fox News, National Geographic and ABC News. In addition to his scientific research, Craig also advocates the need for scientists to connect with the public and is the founder and chief editor of the acclaimed Deep-Sea News (http://deepseanews.com/), a popular ocean-themed blog that has won numerous awards. His writing has been featured in Cosmos, Science Illustrated, American Scientist, Wired, Mental Floss, and the Open Lab: The Best Science Writing on the Web. His forthcoming book, Science of the South (http://www.scienceofthesouth.com/), connects cultural icons of South such as pecan pie with the science behind them.