A penguin walks into a bar and asks the pharmacist for Chapstick.
After grabbing the Chapstick, the pharmacist asks the penguin, “How would you like that?”
The penguin replies, “Just put it on my bill.”
So this Friday, because I am need of a good laugh, I am asking all DSN readers to contribute their best ocean related jokes in the comments below. Cleanliness (adultness) of the joke is at your own discretion.
And some more
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool? Show me your mussels.
Where does seaweed look for a job? In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish
How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh