The annals of Scientific Mishaps has another chapter. From the Ellsworth, Maine police department:
were you driving a Blue 4 Door Chevy Car with State, “University” plates with two wreaths in the rear seat?
Do you now have a large plastic tub with cups containing scallop guts intended for a research project at the University of Maine?
My husband put them in the wrong car by mistake
Please call XXX-XXXX.