Loving this post on this early Monday morning. H/T to Michelle
Candidate Evaluation: The candidate must have a PhD from an institution where ivy grows up the sides of old historic buildings and 5-10 years of postdoctoral experience with all the world-experts in their chosen research area. The successful candidate will have published every experiment that they have performed in the last 10-15 years, and some that they did not only publications in Science or Nature will be considered valid.
It’s funny because it’s true.