Who doesn’t love 110 acres of concrete on the ocean floor?

Business owner: So if we destroy 1.1 acres natural habitat all we have to do is put 110 acres of concrete on the ocean floor?

Government: I am going to have to ask you to refrain from using concrete and use the government mandated ‘artificial reef’

Business owner: Umm…sorry artificial reef. Won’t people get wise?

Government: Nope…were promoting diversity…who doesn’t like a reef?

Scuba Business Owner: I like reef! I just love diving on old ships, planes, concrete, tires. Best dive spots ever!

Sadly this is true.