LOST: large tub of scallop guts

The annals of Scientific Mishaps has another chapter. From the Ellsworth, Maine police department:

were you driving a Blue 4 Door Chevy Car with State, “University” plates with two wreaths in the rear seat?
Do you now have a large plastic tub with cups containing scallop guts intended for a research project at the University of Maine?
My husband put them in the wrong car by mistake
Please call XXX-XXXX.

Via L.M.

8 Replies to “LOST: large tub of scallop guts”

  1. This is the best thing ever. Disclosure: I live on Mount Desert Island, just 2 miles from that scallop-gonad-black-hole the Somesville One-Stop.

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