It’s Shark Week…Let Us Drink!

Shark-Week-Drinkin-Game-3At DSN we believe in 100% actual science 100% of the time.  250-50% of the time we like to mix in cocktails.  So to help you with choosing the appropriate drink for the week are some shark inspired cocktails.

Shark’s Tooth

1 oz rum, 2 oz coconut liquer, 1 oz Cointreau

Vampire Shark’s Tooth

1 1/2 oz of dark rum, 1/4 oz of lime juice, 1/4 oz lemon juice, 1 splash of soda water,

drizzle grenadine syrup over the top, drink and then say “Sookie

Shark’s Nipple

1/4 part spiced rum, 1/4 part Mountain Dew, 1/2 cranberry juice,

use your nipple to stir

Shark Bite

2 parts Southern Comfort, 2 parts cranberry juice, 1/2 part lime juice,

slam contents, run around room screaming and holding side like you’ve been bitten by a shark

Shark Attack Punch

1 gallon of vodka, 1/2 bottle of blue caracao, 1/2 blueberry schnapps, 1 gallon of lemonade, a sprinkle of water, a low opinion of yourself and friends,

drink and demonstrate punching a shark on a friend

Shark Attack

1 can of Mountain Dew, 4 oz of raspberry vodka,

drink together, in your caffeine and alcohol induced charged state tell everyone at bar how the probability of an actual shark attack is ridiculously small

Land Shark

1 oz vodka, 1/4 oz peach schnapps, 1 oz orange juice, 1/4 oz lime juice, strawberries for garnish,

drink two in quick succession and pontificate about how awesome sharks on land would be

Great White Shark

3oz light rum, 3/4 oz raspberry liqueurr, 1/4 oz of coconut, 1/4 of crushed pineapple,

drink, yell out “I’m the baddest thing in the ocean”, strut

F’d Up Shark

1 1/2 oz of bourbon, 1 1/2 of blue caracao, 1 1/2 oz of triple sec, 1 1/2 oz of Southern Comfort, 12 oz can of tonic

drink and proclaim “I’m a F’d Up Shark”, try to bite friends

Mexican Blue Shark

3/4 oz vodka, 1/2 oz tequila, a smidge of  blue caracao

drink and then name all species of sharks that occur in Mexican waters, take a drink for everyone you miss


Drink any combination of cocktails above combine with a Tornado (1 oz whiskey, 10 oz rum, 1 oz tequila, 1 oz vodka, 2 oz of Coke, 1/2 tbsp sugar, 3 ice cubes)

Spin around in circle several times, scream “I’m am Sharknado”, try to bite friends







6 Replies to “It’s Shark Week…Let Us Drink!”

  1. Sharktopus: Use kraken run in any of the above mentioned drinks. Down in one gulp and proclaim “OH NO!! Not like this!!”

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