What’s Bigger Than Giga

I guess GigaYacht A wasn’t freakin’ big enough.  I need a yacht the size of two football fields.  And even though I will be surrounded by water, I need an olympic size pool onboard.  O’ yeah and a helipad with hangar and a garage for my cars.  How about 11 VIP suites and 22 guest rooms (hey not all my friends can be VIP’s)?  And some entertainment like a nightclub, a casino, dual-level cinema too?

And I am going to need some spare room for big ol’ ego?  And a spare room for all my extra cash?  How about an organic farm and a local diary?  And a zoo stocked with endangered species and pygmy goats and hippos?  And an art gallery filled with Thomas Kinkade paintings and Mesopotamian sculptures?  And room where I can practice the ancient art of …

Scarily, some of this may actually be available.

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